They beat shit like this into me in the 80s along with making eye contact, I can mask with the best of them!

I have the same philosophy towards sunglasses

Where’s Dr. Hunter S.Thompson? Where’s Dr. Nick?

Reservoir Dogs, O Brother Where Art Though, Blues Brothers, From Dusk til Dawn,

That is a better analogy!

Makes as much sense as installing a smoke detector in your house then using your bbq indoors and acting surprised when you hear the alarm.

The lesser of two weevils

Meditate without moving for 2 hours took a lot of effort to work up to. Couldn’t do 5 minutes when I started.

That’s no Jesus, that’s a Phil Collins!

Something nobody wants helping destroy something everyone needs.

Like the company taking all the profits from our hard work and putting into the bank that charges us over draft fees

Crumb, among others, are the godparents of memes

The changes in technology from 1984 to 2004 is mind boggling fast when compared to the minimal changes between 2004 to 2024

Bill Paxton just enjoying the high doesn’t surprise me at all

“Dad, terminators won’t like being shot in the face!” “Terminators will like what I tell them to like”

Rebatable to who? Unattended 2 year olds?

Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote, The droghte of March hath perced to the roote, And bathed every veyne in swich licóur Of which vertú engendred is the flour;

I’ve got 6 minutes of salary saved, this is adulting!

Keep Undawn outta your mouth!

The Dumpster Brothers? Their last fucking name was Dumpster? Wild that that was just a common last name with no connection to trash for centuries