Tell me more. How do I make my feet look popping? How do I even get started? I feel I could live with having slutty feet that give me some income

Aged Paul looks much more attractive

For me it’s the other way around :(

Don’t they have the number of any aquaintance that lives nearby

Dude did you just reveal his identity and ruin his secret streak?

What do you mean with it was their daughter too? I don’t see that mentioned anywhere, the daughter is just mentioned to have been devastated when her mother told her

The point is that there is no joke in here to begin with

We had a problem with ants this summer and leaving the apartment for a week to return to a spider haven was the best thing we could have done. The spiders took care of them. We are still finding eaten shells of ants wrapped in spider webs. Thank you little leggys

Your first sentence sounds like the Zeiss add on youtube that has been after me several times a day for months now

Same, I hate muscles and fat on guys. Although that’s difficult to admit openly since a guy saying he is into heroine chic would be a social outcast, so why should it be acceptable if a woman says so. I like skinny guys and my husband is skinny af. I am by no means unattractive either.

My question to OP is - you seem to get rejected because of your looks, yet these beautiful women (by your standards) went out with you in the first place if I read that correctly. So there must have been some attraction in the beginning. At the very least they talked to you. But something along the line happened that made them not want to commit to you.

In general, we find people attractive because we like them. We don’t like them because we find them attractive.

It can very well happen that when you meet someone in your everyday life and get to know them and then happen to fall in love, they absolutely don’t fall into your “scheme” or “type”.

You’re the bad guy for assuming because a couple of dozen people in power want to blow each other’s civilians up and monger hate amongst their citizens everyone deserves to die. You’re the asshole for wanting to arm them to the teeth so that they can finally blow each other up for good. Yes, that does indeed make you the bad guy.

My grandfather still goes crazy about preparing holodez from scratch for days when my mother comes to visit

You’ve never been to a slav supermarket, have you?

That’s me every day until 6 pm and then at 10 pm the dehydration kicks in and I chug 3 liters of water and then I end up getting up to pee the whole night. I know I am not a smart person.

Is looking ass good or bad?

So because a few people who cover up their strive for power with bullshit ideologies that are tangential to religion you want everyone surrounding them, innocent civilians, to die - people who have been born into these countries, who cannot leave even if they were willing to sever the ties to their beloved ones and everything they knew, children, disabled people, you just want them to die alongside - because you are sick of reading about it on the news?

Fuck you then.

Jokes, you’re talking about jokes

The bad songs listed are their greatest hits though

I agree with you 100%, every sentence, and now I don’t know whether I should up- or downvote you

Oof that would have hit me too. But I guess the older the become the more common it will be. At some point we’ll go to more funerals than birthday parties. My whole card system will need to be reworked then.