troybot [he/him]

I wonder why nobody reads news from legitimate sources anymore.

The art department came up with this spooky graphic and then they had to put out an article to go with it

Wicconana forever

How is it even a surprise? Racism is the entire platform of Trump’s campaign.

I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif

And the cops execute the warrant at the wrong address, unloading all their rounds into him because he’s wearing a hoodie while playing with a toy gun in a public park in Cleveland.

Yeah Kamala did something potentially inappropriate once so we better put her under the microscope. Meanwhile Trump literally got people killed on January 6 but that’s just what he does so no big deal I guess.

hope you and the kids are well Gerald has hemroids xoxoxo

You’ll be even more excited when the 2028 campaign starts in three weeks!

Actually he’s referring to Vudu, the movie streaming app.

Why does Bill look like Gru?

Danny Devito

Plot twist: saltesc is the real tree cone fugitive and they just pinned their crimes on a rival stuntman

Yeah the Bible has specific rules about eating pig

I heard Bill Wurtz voice while I read this

“Very fine people on both sides”

I believe he buried her there to get a reduction on the property taxes because the golf course is now technically a cemetery

Can u get pregante…?

Looks like the article was updated today. I’m guessing this was originally covering an announcement for a future rollout and now it’s finally happening?

How longs this Hospital been around?

I can’t afford to pay for my treatments.

Ok, good.