…with the rock.

You should totally ask a man about their salary. Loudly and in front of many people.

About time.

That’s not how a two party system works.

If it’s anything like my feline, it is not appreciative.

Remember to don’t sweat the petty stuff and don’t pet the sweaty stuff.

Happy cake day.

As a former McD’s employee, that would’ve been hard to clean.

Mental health for felines does not necessitate killing other animals. Mine gets sufficient stimulation by just observing and being played with.

Cats are apex predators even at an old age.

Bonus multi-coloured toe beans.

Another problem is there is nowhere to go. None of their neighbors want to take them in.

You can try to pet bears at least one time.

What fear does Montana have of a terrorist attack?

What a ballsack.

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It’s nice to know these people exist only until they’re called out.

Dividing by zero is literally a prospect that breaks the algebraic rules. The general high school way to think about this is:

I have no pizzas, and no friends to split them amongst. How many does each one get?

It really doesn’t matter whether infinity, zero, or anything in between in this context, which is why it is undefined.