It doesn’t matter if he lied. Whenever he accidentally says the correct thing, he needs to be praised. That’s how you get him to do stuff. Bernie has the right idea here. Pat this dumb motherfucker on the back and make him feel smart every time he has a broken-clock moment. That way he’ll follow through.

Oh God, who will the Credit Card companies exploit?!

Ah yes, of course, Kamala was the more conservative option in the last election. Donald Trump is also an actual populist that cares about you. You are very smart. /s

I like how you put “trump” in all-caps bold to help us better recognize that you are on TEAM RAPIST.

Also, the state that always votes blue is happy with their situation, and the state that always votes red is begging for change. You really can’t figure out how each state got into their respective positions?

Perhaps the state that wants change should try voting for someone other than a Republican every single election.

That red states are shittier than blue states. An objectively true fact.

Even other red states say this shit about redder states: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thank_God_for_Mississippi

Now is definitely not the time to rewrite the constitution. Could you imagine what the powers that be would do to it?

the genocide would continue no matter who you vote for

A drinking fountain and a fire hydrant both dispense water.

I’m not sure this kind of humor is in particularly great taste given the absolute devastation that Palestinians are going to suffer with Trump enabling Israel to do as they please. It’s a little cheerful, no?

Genocide is actually happening right now. It’s hard to imagine anyone who actually cares about that finding this funny.

I also think that every single police department that falls for a SWATing call should be held criminally liable. Obviously, an anonymous phone call is not enough to warrant a full-on raid of a private home. Allowing that to be the standard operating procedure is negligent as it keeps the door open for SWATers.

Yeah, at this point in the game the Fascists have fully co-opted patriotism. If you’re proud of America right now, you’re a Nazi. 7/4 and 1776 are in the same category as 1488 these days. Patriotism is complacency in the face of violent Nationalism.

Just keep calling everyone Nazi. See how much it helps.

Nazi 🫵

“The guy officially cited for his extremist views with the big gigantic Nazi tattoos who was just put into power by a self-described dictator deserves the benefit of a doubt”

Absolutely not.

It’s literally just a section of a news website. A website run by people dedicated to holding the rich and powerful accountable.

I can only assume you’re a Trumper, mocking the mere concept of accountability, and throwing shade at people opposed to the president-elect.

Yeah, my anarchocommunist cousin had to have explosive diarrhea like half a dozen times before she’d admit it was raw milk causing it.

Republicans: “No. Research is useless.”

Imagine figuring out how to get paid for nothing, and deciding to spend your days sitting on the couch watching TV instead of going out and living life.

What a wasted opportunity.

I don’t think anyone can actually answer your question if you’re not telling us where in the USA you’re visiting. This place is enormous, and the culture isn’t homogeneous.

I have a 60TB media collection, so this would end up costing $600/month.

Instead, I back all my media up to LTO-6 tapes, and store them at a storage unit.

LTO-6 drive: $400 10x LTO-6 tapes (62.5TB): $200 Small off-site storage unit: $30/month

As for the vitamins and supplements, we are halting their sale immediately. Utilitarian logic dictates that if we can extend even one CEO’s life by 10 minutes, diluting these miracle elixirs for public consumption is an unethical waste. Instead, we plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWars warehouses into a large vat and boil the contents down into a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin that one executive (I will not name names) may eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal.