Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, “help doc I’m so sad.” The doctor replies, “well, pagliaci, there’s a famous act in town where a guy eats a clock, you should go see it.”
“But doctor” replies pagliaci sadly, “I’ve already seen it. It was unbearable!” The doctor gets up, crosses the room and slaps pagliaca for pulling that shit.
yes once, to gain its power. why?
uh, hi. If you place the blades in front of the router, it will start chopping the packets before they even reach. You need to use an bladeless fan
And I said you fly boys crack me up.
we’ll see what Starmer does. So far his gestures have sounded promising, but you never know
Roving gangs of suburban kids on bikes
or get promoted for having that wild / surrealist energy that the CEO has been looking for all along for some reason
Can engine oil not be repurposed for other things? Like burning it? Or is that stupid
😂 ← this one. This is the most aggressive. I’m not even joking. I hate this emoji with a vengeance
he’d be shooting dust by the time he reached the end of the street
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the most accurate part of all this is that I’m a dog
Of course everyone is entitled to justice, but we do not live in that perfect world and haven’t lived in it for some time (or maybe ever?)
When the systems that we have in place to protect us consistently fail to do so in favour of a rich minority, vengeance becomes the only available recourse.
she’s facing the same way he is, so I don’t think so
Step 4
it just hit me that there’s a main character in that movie. So many memorable side characters
you’re a bad person and you should feel bad
I build my houses out of straw too
Also, they’re clearly on a lake