The skin will eventually turn blue as well, once they die from the entirety preventable diseases that they refuse to vaccinate for.

I hate being pigeonholed into being the Dragonborn. I’m a Bosmer, for fucks sake.

I’ve never related so completely to anything before.

Holy shit, what?

I never touch the stuff.

Wording it like a Jeff Foxworthy joke is honestly probably the best hope of getting this message to conservatives.

This is all true, but I refuse to take off my nostalgia colored glasses.

FFIX is the best game in the franchise and I’ll die on that hill.

I didn’t need this reference.

It’s a terrible game, and I love it so much.

NO LECT ELON

Obligatory HAIL SATAN

That’ll never work. You gotta say it in elvish.