You’ll have Euro Truck Simulator running in your brains.

…well of course they did, LinkedIn is owned by Microsoft.

Aaaaw, so cute ^_ This is what they’ll have running inside your brain when they put us all into capsules. You’ll have cables up your butt, but your capsule will also be a suppository that might be shoved up into the hive minds sphincter, which tightens and loosens depending upon optimal dopamine distribution, so that millions of others can also benefit from your heightened cortisol levels. Lucky you.

Nicely written - even though it reads “like a writer who is in love with their thesaurus”… he said, writing allegorical poetry in the abstract, like an a absolutely self indulgent toss pot.

No joke, I was writing one of those the other day and was reminded of a scene from - of all things - a whodunnit, where one of the protagonists is forced on a date to sit through an hours long epic poetry reading called “an epithon”. The other protagonist who doesn’t want him to go on this date says “serves you right”…

And as I’m writing this abstract imagery using symbolism and metaphors, my eyes roll into the back of my head, because suddenly I envision myself as the one reading that epic poetry, dressed in a turtleneck and blazer, sitting in an egg chair, reading from a tomb thicker than a slab of concrete.

Moma, I should have written show tunes. I don’t know what I was thinking. Now I write beautifully structured poetry that no one will ever read because they don’t know what a thesaurus is. Smh.

nine eleven~

Well of course it is… you gotta render the service paid for lol let the Russian oligarchs get their money’s worth.

As a world community we’d add it to your list of crimes against humanity, in the sub section regarding British cousine.

It’s a crapsterpiece that execs wanted all along.

You’ll find me… in the centre of the A-hole…

Gamers to game Devs: “oh sweetie, let me hold you…”

Gamers to game publishers: “you donkey!”

As it should be.

Also, TYT conservative arc has just begun as Anna Kasparian goes hard at defending Project 2025 and you just have to wonder… are they gonna rename their channel to LSYT… as in Late Stage Young Turks. Billable by the hour.

Your mom is easy… said the deep-pocketed founding member of the Rust Foundation.

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I put peepee in the doodoofard.

hahaha can I get off? Can I exit this degenrate ride?! HAHA I LIVE IN DECADENCE HAHA WHEN PEOPLE ARE HAHA STARVING AND DYING UNDER DROUGHT MAYBE I SHOULD HAHA CREATE MAKESHIFT MORTARS AIMED AT PRIVATE JETS HAHAHA no no I’m just joking :) Although…

I’m guessing it’s the Wifi business that’s going to be sold. Also, the prefabs might be spun off. But Intel still needs a GPU division, if at the very least just for integrated GPUs, but we might see the end of dedicated Intel GPU’s as they pivot to compete against AMD’s APU’s.

That’s my take, at least.

If you say so.

Them: “States rights”

Conservatives: “noooo, not like that!”

Yeah? I’m not most people.

Naw, I found your mom’s room just fine.