“We hear you! More cars it is!”

Jesus comes, kills everyone, proceeds immediately to play Crash Bandicoot on PS1

Death is obviously still part of it, just that now it’s externalized

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They’re a hazard and should be only worn — in their safety form — by asian workers in heavy industry.

Wear sandals. Crocs are made out of crushed dreams and lullabies.

Those are solid ironic examples. It’s normal, sadly, yeah. Like wearing non-zero drop, narrow toebox shoes, especially high heels. Or polyester. Or branded clothing. Or flipflops. Normal but dismal.

Imagine wearing a suit and a tie unironically

I needed this, fellow shitposter. Thank you ✊

“Pws comswume 🥺”

We found the jealous one 🙄

What if you heated it up some more with some of that sweet, sweet electricity and created steam-powered heat pump that’s now cooling your crib?

Cars are war on decency

I don’t think electric cars solve much. They’re still misery machines unworthy of human spirit. It’s fascinating how humanity ever accepted such murderous anxiety generators.

Of course

How much energy would be even needed if you removed cars, planes and rampant materialism?