Please God, give me a real photo of trump vaping. It would be so fucking funny.

What if we used 100% of the brain to make memes?

That guy has never done anything to help me

Both gram negative, I’d assume

tax-funded Medicare-for-all

Is there another way to do it, or do they just want to add a scary word?

Plop plop

Plop plop plop

You aren’t taking into account the patent inversion convention of 1898.

Wouldn’t a fish have a land-bath? Like an upside tub with air and dirt.

I did 1 bad thing: everything

The ranger has twice as much experience as the wizard, the cleric has +2 level adjustment, the fighter can afford a +4 longsword with standard WBL, and the party has an APL of 12 how many times can the party cast teleport with all their level 5 spell slots?

Prosecutor: “do you swear to the truth?”

Me:

Too many jrux

Poor Skim Scott.

What’s that in metric?

Your 15-minutes of post-combat looting recovers…

-ten dice rolls later-

Three arrows, saving you …

-twenty seconds of math-

0.3 copper!

You merely adopted the pixels. I was born in it, molded by it.

Meanwhile I’ll the one literally swimming in coins

More brutal than honest, actually.

Yeah, the bathroom is down the narrow stairs, turn around, teleport… fine I’ll show you.

Running of the bulls, but with goats. They trample wherever they please