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this is the only explanation as to why he wouldnt say what the item is.

the “dents” part makes me think its a fleshlight instead of a full fuck doll, though.

contains ETOMIDATE, an ingredient in general anesthesia that blocks pain signals and makes you feel drowsy.

NLP doesnt work in any context at all

a town is planning a yuletide or similar celebration where they all pooled their resources to get an expensive icon. have them stake out the delivery and go into the town to steal the item, murdering anyone who resists

Yeah I dont know. I work in a field where I hear a lot of the details of people’s employment stories and if I can tell you one universal thing its that women need to be 5x better than a confident sounding man in order to be taken half as seriously.

never underestimate how much the world dislikes a woman who knows more than anything than they do

if you havent been paying attention closely enough to notice that american voters do not want a woman in the white house im not sure what to tell you

nah its prolly god

the joke doesnt work anywhere cause its fuckin stupid. coke being short for coca-cola and cocaine is a gag kids learn to make when they’re 13 years old

I cannot BELIEVE taco bell ever even had a tostada and now im missing it entirely

thanks I was gonna type all that out 👌

imbecilic moron sounds a loooot like the kind of shit I would have said in middle school to sound edgy and smart

fuckin stupid

hm. Id see it differently. kill animal -> eat animal 👌

kill animal -> let its body rot in the refrigerator while my hungover ass orders thai food is the closest I get to calling something a sin. its a crime against ecology imo.

I get what youre saying though, I just definitely see it through a different lens

yeah? Im not saying thats right but as a person who builds things with LEDs, if you give them too much voltage without the right resistor they burn out quicikly

no I hate, and I mean hate smart speakers and all generative ai.

I would 100% be up for a fridge that keeps track of its contents’ expiry dates via qr and could display warnings when things are going off. I hate wasting food, especially animal products (I already feel guilty enough) so if my fridge said the smoked salmon had 3 days left I’d be into that. now, it retaining my data and sharing it with anyone would be a complete dealbreaker so

I have a drop of that phrase that I use on my web radio show, its fantastic

yeah thats right, thanks

that seems to be the consensus… its been a long while since I last read the wikipedia on these guys

I really wanted the photovoltaic slate roof tiles, man. 6 or so years ago… like half a year before he accused some dude of being a pedophile when they pointed out his submersible idea for the trapped kid in the flooded cave was fuckin stupid. twas about then that I realized he had full blown narcissistic personality disorder.

my point is the photos of the prototype of the PV slate roof tiles looked spectacular :(

oui. he found his friend dead and went to the pharmacy to get a disposable camera and took a roll of film before calling the cops. one of the photos became the band’s album cover