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I feel slightly better knowing that the Chinese suffer from Chinesium-based products as much as we do.

Are Xbox players paste-eaters or something?

His name is Herman. Now you know him.

Conversation in a future space Starbucks: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Yes sir…”

Conversation in my local Starbucks tomorrow: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Sir, I have a taser and pepper spray, if you leave now, I won’t call the cops.”

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When I see how some women were treated in the 50’s, I get the feeling the scariest thing to many men would be a woman they couldn’t command.

Smashing Pumpkins: Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness

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HarmonyOS version “Tianamen 4 June 1989” is more efficient at reporting back to glorious communist overlords, quickly silencing anti-party sentiment and discovering more ingenious ways of denying human right violations and genocide. Must download today!

Wait…there are people that clean their earbuds?

Had a friend borrow a large sum of money from me. Yes, I did it. Yes, I was repaid on time.

Alright alright alright…

I hope it turns out great!

Indeed! Enjoy it! :)

Yeah, I could understand difference in tastebuds being a thing, but why ban it if everyone is respectful. I guess I can see that some people might get a little too heated about it.

I don’t begrudge anyone that likes turkey, and I’ll probably try it again hoping to not be disappointed. Maybe one day I won’t be. So far that hasn’t been the case.

For me thanksgiving is about being with people I care the most about.

I’d be happy to find some way that turkey could be prepared that I would be amazed with. Really, I would. But I’ve been disappointed time after time. And it’s not like it was ‘bad’ turkey or whatever, other people would seem to be really enjoying it. So, I felt like somehow I just ‘didn’t get it’.

There’s plenty of ways I like chicken and duck, but for me beef or lamb are what really satisfies me.

I’ll have it again I’m sure, but I’d never request it or make it for myself.

Fair enough. Good food is good food. And I wouldn’t say no if I thought there was a chance it could be amazing. But I would also never request it, nor would I decide to make it myself.

I’ve had turkey roasted, brined, smoked and fried. People eating it would say “Mmmm this turkey is AMAZING!”, and I’d be interested thinking this would be the time that I’d like turkey. But each time I’m left with a plateful of disappointment and sadness, and I’m thinking my friends and family are insane.

Could just be that my tastebuds aren’t tuned for turkey.