With your propensity for trying to make the same joke you already see posted, maybe you’d be more at home in Youtube comments.

LMAOing at your life right now

Not seeing how that’s related to the price of tea in China

“But what about”

Five vertebrae popped as you reached for that

Good one

I bet it’s so awesome being this dumb

Don’t speak about your mother that way. She handles me with a practiced hand.

Good point. We should have just let the Republicans win instead.

You’d know all about credibility, wouldn’t you?

You can stop following me around and trying to be included now

George Carlin was a dumbshit and his standup is overrated

Reptilians

“But what about–”

There is no greater humiliation than saying this

Didn’t read

And your mom rests my balls on her chin. It’s a beautiful family moment.

Baby’s first leading question aside, no, I don’t suffer fools in any context.

Rude

You can’t be racist against Russians, there is no cultural identity to rightful Khanate territory in insolent rebellion against the glorious horde

They didn’t just liberate Europe from fascism, the made themselves into an industrial powerhouse at the same time.

Joey “the purge” Stalin, Li’l Krusha, and Marshal of the Soviet Union Georgy Zhukov (all of whom I’ll point out knew a hell of a lot more about the great patriotic war than you do) were in unanimous agreement that the USSR would have been utterly fucked without the >17 million tons of shit with which the United States bankrolled their war effort. The Soviet Union continued to exist because of the intrinsically superior nature of market economics, which bailed the failed Soviet state out of otherwise guaranteed annihilation because the USSR was more useful alive than as suffering just deserts after their perfidity to Poland.

is incredibly disrespectful

Why state the obvious? I have no respect for losers and failures when they aren’t practicing authoritarianism, let alone when they so abrogate their humanity. They have no respect in death and will rot on the trash heap of history like their grandsons rot unburied in Ukraine.

China is responsible for lifting 800 million people out of poverty and

and killing about 60 million by doing stupid shit for no good reason. Rome was able to ply the masses with free bread for generations, as well as genociding minority cultures.

but what about YOUR culture, HUH?

LOL

what is context? Hmm, I dunno, but I’m gonna deliberately misinterpret everything just in case

What leads to this behavior? Did you hang out behind a lot of idling buses for 20 years?