On the plus side, we might end up in a Planetes esque future where space garbageman is a lucrative job

Russia to be first country to cut first subsea fiber optic cable connecting Africa with Australia

Yeah and after we leave the movie theater we’ll go to a concert, so save up!

Time to send in Snake.

“The Onion: tragically plausible since 2016”

Since they can’t bomb that one, guess they’ll stick to the other gestapo tricks

Brave being run by a bigot crypto bro makes it a non-option for lots of us, sadly.

If those tankies could read, they’d be very upset!

You really hate indian immigrants huh?

Protest imitates life

Better than sucking fash cock.

No one asked fash

Cry some more baby bitch fash.

No one asked, and no one cares about you.

Last account get banned so you’re back on a fresh sock puppet, eh?

“Hahaha nooo don’t make me find out after fucking around haha lol”

ok

Dinosaurs destroy man… women inherit the earth

“The nuclear” makes me think of Trump rambling about his uncle

This was by far the dumbest comment chain I have ever read to the end. I know you thought you sounded smug and smart, but jesus was it cringe.