At least now I’ll be able to outfit my current American Girl dolls with some proper shoes instead of the current garbage out there.

“You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness.”

Well, yours has been up for over four hours so you should call a doctor.

POWER WORD KILL!

Hot bubble baths are pretty transcendent. That would be my vote for leftist rapture.

Rubber baby buggy bumpers. Wait. Did you say “on Reddit” or “with a mouthful of peanut butter?”

Pretty sure there’s a chemical element named “lead”

*13y

The fediverse introduces people to you

A booty load is a measure of how much treasure a pirate ship can hold.

I use the blank stare with “what do you mean?” Then I continue to be clueless as they explain whatever shitty viewpoint they’re backing.

Dude. I can’t draw a bicycle while looking at it.

Handle? That’s the propeller.

Cross stitches are all squares, French knots are circles, and back stitches are lines. Looks like they just left out the pink since the circles for the pads have the pink heart in them.

Chad Communists are made with mematic

Man would I get my ass kicked once I started up my “CHARLIE KIRK’S IN HELL clap clap clapclapclap” chant during the moment of silence.

Lots of mentions of The Boss, but not those other cheery Jerseyites. Bon Jovi with “Livin’ on a Prayer.”

Mell… low… songs doot doot de doot de doo

Oh no! All my thoughts and prayers!