so what you mean is when i hit the grocery store i should buy half of the things with cash and the other half with card? wouldn’t that be more suspicious than just buying it all with cash this time and next time i use card and so on?

for real? damn lucky bastards

i hope we get a sinner version of heaven i dont think i deserve to be in the same place as murderers and rapists

the plot twist is real

what if you get caught doing it?

reminds me of: “Yeah, i’m a male feminist. you’re welcome society”

sounds like first world country problem to me

wtf