If you want to try some cocaine level shit, write a formal proof.

The only reason I have ever written unit tests is for integrating with the work of others to show that they made a mistake. Obviously, if they had written unit tests, I wouldn’t have had to do it, but when you have stubborn assholes with an IQ lower than their ego, you pretty much have to, especially when you aren’t loaded yet.

Unit tests are 99.9% a tool to lower unemployment.

They can’t even spell the names of the technologies they use.