He’s like the brightest lighthouse in the galaxy blasting out the message “I AM TOTALLY GUILTY” with this diversion shit

Trump is very protective of his young boy servants. He does not want anyone to steal one.

Vance is trying to distract from the fact that trumps name graces nearly every page of the Epstein files?

Very memorable face, this racist has. Target rich slapping environment if I ever saw one

Trump is on every page of the Epstein files

That’s 247 billionaires we could have put in the buffet. Never trust a billionaire. Eat them at first opportunity.

Gaudy septuagenarian trash ordered by a racist whose flesh is rebelling against its host body

They must have interviewed idiots

Naw maga fam, you get at least two christmases of explaining to your kids why tariffs mean santa can’t bring as many toys. Fuck you, you don’t get off that easy, you simple jacks and basic cindies.

What the fuck guys, who wished for ‘real life tony stark, lol’ on the cursed monkey paw!?!? GUYS?!?!

I love watching his brain eat itself in real time. I don’t even feel slightly guilty saying it. Everything that man has done since he got back into office has been negative and cynical and damaging to the country and its guests, and I just get a kick out of watching him suffer. I hope to laugh harder at future White House sundowning events.

It has to feel so good voting against this total fuckwit twice in one election. /jealous

Boebert and MTG are dime-store Sarah Palins, and Sarah Palin is an uneducated nitwit lush

JD Vance was justifiably bullied in school

One thing I’ve learned is never try to beat a couch fucker at his own game

Times like these I wish @elonjet did more than track that effer’s plane

lol buckle up, shitty miami guy

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First they came after healthcare CEOs, and I loled. Then they came after people eating oligarchs, and I smiled the grandest smile and grabbed a fork. Then they came for me - to ask me how funny all that was, and I was truthful that it was a blast and we should do this all the time

I miss seeing those on the road. Name just fuckin rocks.