I promise that if I am notified of your death and am provided with an address for which to mail flowers, I will send them. There are plenty of reasonably priced flower delivery services. Although, they don’t have that wicked skull vase with the hair.

I will also buy a bottle of champagne and think of you while I drink it. It’s hardly expensive, and I don’t really need much of a reason to drink.

Hah! Love it.

I wish I had the appropriate skills for such a task. I’m much more of a project manager when it comes to these things.

I have an email client that regularly checks for mail on dozens of throwaway accounts, I have never “lost” a proton account. I will add that to the list right now.

Do you have a flower preference? Maybe something morbid, like a skull vase and black carnations?

I love how it has hair.

It’s a real account…

All. In. One. Spot.

rip.flying.squid@proton.me

😇

Feel free to give me your address so I know where to send the flowers.

Once CL got rid of the personals, its traffic kinda died off.

Hah. You’d like that.

Well, that’s how Americans like to take it. Bent over and told everything is fine.

Outside of your behavior on lemmy, I have no idea how insignificant you are. But you seem to be very much in favor of “the system,” and you’re willing to shut anyone down who says otherwise.

Therefore, I’m inclined to side with you. Is there a date I can put in my calendar? I’ll buy some champagne.

I once asked a medical facility what “hospital services” was after I was billed $700 to make an appointment… They hung up on me.

Oh boy. You’re always right, even when you’re wrong.

Well, they aren’t gonna do it.

“Oh hey guys there’s an oligarchy, sorry I didn’t do anything about it or say something earlier, peace out yall”

I’m calling you part of the problem.

Says the guy who bans people whenever he disagrees with what they have to say.

I forgot, you’re always right. My mistake. Just go on thinking awareness is a solution, it’s obviously all you’ve got in you.

I’m super excited to hear your solution to the upcoming concentration camps. Probably awareness again. Hope that works out for you.

Oh, he bought the worse ones. Trump is probably killing or raping a child. Or both. Whatever the dirt is, it’s worth all this mess.