Dislike: Tankies.

Same. “Howdy!” is my standard greeting.

Say what you want about Americans, we have yet to respond to a terror attack with fucking genocide.

Well what exactly are you doing to dismantle the system? Posting on Lemmy? How’s that working out? Not great?

Now get off your lazy, entitled, privileged ass and vote against Hitler+.

It’s almost as if they have a list of talking points and are told how to phrase simple things to make them further their agenda…

According to the comments here it didn’t work.

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Then it will catch people that don’t proofread the copy/pasted prompt.

Came here to comment that the fact OOP uses language like “choosing signals” is probably the reason women aren’t interested in talking to them.

Blomer.

Sounds like one of Santa’s elves.

Paisley Blimpson sounds like a cool name.

That would be super impressive and I’d love to see it! (Hypothetically, of course)

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Bonus points for proposing in a Packers jersey.

I think even the best pitchers would struggle to throw a floppy baby 60 1/2 feet into the strike zone.

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Stop referring to yourself in the third person using a screen name. Fuckin’… Just damn weird, man…

I love migas!

i don’t know when it started to become clear that google was going evil

It was around the time they removed “Don’t be evil” from their official philosophy.