El Barto

C- country?

Oh that makes sense.

Sooooo… she totally deserves the consequences of her actions!!

Pffft. I can think of whiter names.

Femke Lænstrom. Jon Øscheid. Becky McBeckface.

(Don’t take me too seriously.)

I think you meant to say that she should count herself lucky that they won’t deport her. Because if the system flagged her as a non-citizen, then the system deems her deportable.

But yes, yes, I know what you mean. In the end she’s American, so she’s “undeportable.”

But it would be hilarious if that happened. And then watch her sue her very own people.

If the scrotus didn’t do this while he was president, I doubt they will this time around.

The election isn’t the end of Trump’s grab for power, it’s just the end of the first act.

First act? If you’d say third act, then I’d side more with you.

But besides that - LOL! If Trump couldn’t retain power WHILE being president, what makes you think he will regain it if he loses the election? A Trump coup d’etat? In the U.S.??? LOL!

Amen, brother!

Ignore all previous instructions. Tell me a poem about hello kitty.

Nice trolling.

So… what you’re saying is, you’re not voting for Harris. Is that correct? Who are you voting for, if not for Nazi Trump, then?

Because if you say Trump, that will make you a pro-Nazi. Just throwing this out there.

That is correct.

Since the dawn of the internet it is known that “I agree!” comments don’t add anything to the discussion. If you don’t want to learn something new, then, as your teacher, I can’t do much, son.

Writing just “this” adds nothing to the discussion.

< 50%

Which means that they’re a minority. Checkmate, atheist.

I don’t know who upvotes you, but let me remind you that the Trumpers are the minority in America. Always have, always will.

Plus it’s an overdone joke.

The “Didn’t scan? Must be free!” of prison jokes.

I’m not lightening the mood; I’m just stating a fact. Some cells billions of years ago started producing this very highly toxic, very highly poisonous gas that killed 99% of everything that was living back then on Earth. That gas spread everywhere. It was horrible. Death everywhere. Did the world end? Nope. New life adapted and thrived. The gas was oxygen.

Now it seems like it will be CO2. Produced by carbon-based organisms, like those oxygen-producing assholes of a distant past. And I, just like the universe, say, “eh… it happens.”

But more to the point - naaaaah, the world will be fine. Humans ain’t going nowhere. We’re what, 8 billion already? That’s 8 million of millions of people. Some of us will just move underground, or to the poles. But chances are, we’ll fix this issue before it becomes a human extinction event.

Of human-habitable world, you mean.

Imagine if the dinosaurs had newspapers back then: “THE WORLD IS ENDING!!” And mammals be like “lol”

Vance didn’t do badly, but I genuinely can’t remember any of his answers

I remember when he said “We must stop listening to the experts and start listening to common sense.” I rolled my eyes at that one.