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Cake day: October 25th, 2023

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  • Calling it a strong dislike is probably overstating it, it’s just us being sarcastic arseholes mostly. I don’t actively dislike it, and I expect most people don’t either, I just think it’s incredibly meh and would never personally choose to drive one unless I had to.

    So, general reasons:

    1. They’re generally regarded as ugly. But the people who buy them claim they’re quirky. I just think it looks bulbous and weird. Including the newer ones.

    2. The height and weight make it more inefficient.

    3. It looks like it should be able to handle off-road driving somewhat competently, even if nowhere near as good as a proper off-roader, but it can’t (there are some 4WD/AWD versions but the typical one isn’t).

    4. There’s not actually more space inside than a hatchback would have in the original (and massively more common) versions (pre-2018 I think?). Some people bought them assuming they’re roomier, but they just aren’t. To use an example, the original Juke had a boot capacity of 251 litres. And so did my Volkswagen Up, which is a city car and is very obviously a city car. It’s not the smallest car on the road, but it’s pretty small. I recognise you won’t know that car, so to put it into perspective, the dimensions of the Up were L 3.54m, W 1.64m, height 1.49m. The Juke (2011) is L 4.14m, W 1.77m, H 1.56m. Fold down the seats of the Juke and you get 1,189 litres, which is respectable, sure. But my smaller hatchback could have 951 litres with the seat folded down. It’s just not the boot space you’d expect from an “SUV”. Pretty sure the newer ones have fixed this, at least.

    5. They’re also just so incredibly common that I think we’re broadly sick of the sight of them! Them and the Qashqai. Plus, with how common they are, it’s pretty common for a dithering driver to be in one. Or an arsehole. They’re popular with mums to take their kids to school and middle-aged people who know nothing at all about cars so that doesn’t really help their broader reputation either.

    6. As far as I know, their reliability (at least the original models) is pretty shit too. Or so I’ve heard.