Which reminds me… The best thing about giving your pet people names, is eventually somebody with that name will become a fixture in your life and then you get to refer to them as “Human Dave” and still call the pet Dave.

I do recall that my coworker’s son got himself wedged between the stove and fridge, so #3 is plausible for Human-Jennifer.

Spell of toes curling

I can’t remember where the important thing is because I have a huge mental map of all the things that might come in handy one day…

Wife’s friends always requested that she bring me along even though none of the other husbands/partners were coming. When she’d ask why they would just tell her “he’s fun”. I assume, “without being a tiresome asshole” was the unmentioned part.

I have a chairdrobe and a lampdrobe. t-shirts and trousers go on the chair and button shirts go on the lamp (cheap torchiere lamp)

It was a sad day when olives no longer fit on the ends of my fingers…
I need to make some sort of silicone glove with olive-pit-sized extensions, so I can eat them the way the lord intended.