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50,000 Elvis fans can’t be wrong

if you’re going through florida, keep going

wasn’t a riot.

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https://www.theonion.com/national-funk-congress-deadlocked-on-get-up-get-down-is-1819565355

kissinger’s death recently has led me to understand a few things. your hard right republicans pretrump are realpolitik. they want america on top no matter the cost. MAGA is a grift that’s all about squeezing every penny out of the hyper-religious and or uneducated and or fascists. they don’t care where america comes out in the end. cheney(s) et al want america on top no matter the cost. MAGA wants themselves on top no matter the cost. project for the new american century is USA USA USA no matter the morals. MAGA is we’re number 1 (but just us not you)

all my friends in school took shop. i took home ec.

the only truth to the headline is the increasingly part - and it’s because of articles like this.

oh boy - his followers aren’t going to mars, his kind are. and when they do…it will be because they don’t need us anymore. they’ll leave us to their steaming shit-pile of rubble the rest of us called earth

guess democrats aren’t americans then.

if anyone’s interested in some further reading / contextual information on this article / conflict specifically (or conflict generally):

distinction & proportionality

“a fart is a turd honking for the right of way”

so take my hand and walk this land with me

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don’t they all have school to go to?

Ford Executive Chair Bill Ford calls on autoworkers to end strike, says Shareholders’ Income is at Stake.

you do it with massive funding to public education for generations.

which is why massive first amendment violations are more likely

Alito […] was reduced to incoherence himself

…huh…didn’t expect that from such a distinguished jurist

who are you, Winston Smith, that’s so important…