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Did these people not know what DOS was? Or Apple IIs with the 5 1/4" floppys?

Y’all - For nearly a quarter of a century Nintendo published Nintendo Power, a magazine that was a combination of self-hype and how to beat their own games. In the 90s, it was indispensable for any game worth its salt.

Nintendo used to run a 1-900 number for tips on games. You’d call a real human who would walk you through where you were.

Looking it up online is only “cheating” in the sense that it’s immediate and free. This stuff used to cost money.

You spelled “RIP Civilization” in a weird way, but it tracks.

The modern version would be “I call running the Spotify!”

Chair.

I cried

I expected a Linux joke where you have to compile the pizza yourself.