Malaysian based in Singapore obsessed with cats, bugs, marine life and poop. Slave to turdy tricolours Angelmiao (RIP) and Minishit. Addicted to kiam kiam, puns and dingleberries. Weak sauce, mildly salty, somewhat inattentive and mostly anxious. Hates lint, lawns and life as it is. Frens with the misfortune of travelling with me call me ‘calamity duck’.

Languages: bahasa britain, marketable malay, sikit jerman & rude southern chinese dialects.

Top image: Cute leech tries to suck my blood.