BIFF

Okay, I won’t.

if you’re comfortable lying under 1,100kg.

I’ve sat under much more than that, but I was in a vehicle moving through a tunnel. The seats were comfortable enough.

Is this… Loss?

Whoa… (blushes)

OP just casually taking us to the brink like that. Good on them.

Better check your punctionary, you just said you plan open a time-frosted radio pipe with a kiwi-flavored stock market.

…or maybe you intended to say that.

Yep. All because Bart tried to resurrect Snowball I.

To be fair, a civic del sol is a step away from being a mountain bike with extra wheels and doors, so I recommend that it be exempted from the “heavy machinery” category.

John.

…

Smith.

Had me up until the last sentence, then faith restored.

If you think that’ll be awesome, wait till words are reduced to punctuation marks, and none of them mean what we’d expect.

lemmy.ca

types wolfram alpha (I presume) finds the solution in less than 20 seconds

OP’s referring to the days before live text was a thing. Now you can just point your camera at a Jackson Pollock and get the solution to the square root of aleph null divided by Rayo’s number as quickly as it takes to open the app.

Thank you very much for your work creating mlem, and I wish you the very best!

Best wishes and gratitude to David, and thank you for the update!

Apollo user here, can confirm: I really love its interface. Wiped the Reddit account nevertheless.

I sort by new.

I agree that there’s a currenct hard push for massive enshittification, so I think we’d better be ready and able to 1) embrace federation, 2) advance it to a degree that BigTech can’t keep up with (FTL speed), 3) pay actual money for it ourselves to ourselves, and 4) do what we must to enshrine anti-enshittification systems into the fabric of this new direction of online society.

I’m seriously considering partitioning the old MacBook and dual-booting into a new distro, but I’ll need to look up the process again, and it’s been quite a while. That is part of the fun, though…

Reminds me a bit of an old-school shell for windows that was called GeoShell. That was a long time ago.