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this is the most reddit thing i have seen in my life

gotta love seeing everyone else celebrating something about the date that we are already done with

i should send this to my dyslexic friend and watch him fail to make out one word

honestly my dumbass gets nervous looking at the women’s section while shopping online sometimes lmao

i go shopping, see skirts and stuff i want, forget about it, then wish i had more fem clothes at 10pm

this sounds like the perfect friendship, i wish i had trans friends irl

the cuddle puddle accepts all

expect transphobes

🎶do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!🎶

must be, because half of them have the sponsor segment as its own chapter in the video, making it super easy to skip. I don’t imagine they would make it as easy if they really wanted you to watch it.

emojis, doesn’t look as good on iOS because half of them are tiny so it just looks like cOkANe

I remember getting like 3 tickets for “part 1 out of 2 for a free car” a few months ago when they were doing the monopoly thing. I now realise that the employees probably just took all the part 2 ones for themselves.

printer ink, it costs them like 3 cents to make each cartridge and they sell it for so god damn much.

they also go out of their way to have chips in the cartridges and in the printers that make the printer not function if any ink is even running low, doesn’t matter if you want to print something in black and white you had better fucking buy more cyan ink

what happened before humans simulator

how the hell have we reached a point as a society where people would rather literally fucking die than get life saving blood from someone who thinks differently from them?

why does that sticker look like you poorly photoshopped text on it

as i have said before, republicans seem to just oppose anything the democrats are for out of spite or something, its beyond a deranged level of stupidity

if you face your palm to the side rather than to the ground it looks less bad

this would be where i would make a joke about americans but i know many people who would probably try to dive into a 4 foot deep pool so it goes both ways