Then the DM starts playing this music.

My mom’s favorite is the phrase “nothing discernable happens.”

“So ya know what happens when you…” is a terrifying way to begin a description of such a thing, too!

But you don’t understand! The Wraeththu are just better than us, so they know how to make things that look weak from the point of view of a dumb, inferior human, but they’re actually even better than katanas, which we all know to be the pinnacle of human weaponsmithing!

_/s

Oh, wow! TBZ reference!

Yeah, CthulhuTech has issues…

Cities Without Number’s paid version has what is very clearly “Shadowrun without the Shadowrun rules.” I haven’t tried much of the system, and none with the magic stuff, but it might be pretty good?

I wish so hard that it had been my idea, but someone on a forum I’m on thought of it first.

3.x, Book of Erotic Fantasy, Orgasmic Vibrations.

True, but I’ve also seen pictures of another paint called “drow nipple pink,” and that’s pretty weird too, imo.

Congratulations on getting married! Also, I am totally here for this plotline!

Unless you count Power Rangers, Gundam Wing was my primary mecha media as a kid. Loved that shit!

If Konsi is thinking what I’m thinking, this might be like a “if you get every answer wrong on the test you get an A, since you obviously know what you’re doing” thing.

Well said. Just about every good artist has to start as a bad artist.

Ya know what? Fair.

I’m sorry, if the bandits didn’t want to get killed, they shouldn’t have jumped adventurers. I’m sorry if they had a home life, but it’s not my fault my group defended itself.

This is priceless!

I personally loved his Bowser in Super Mario.

One I did was “joke character who ended up being very serious.”

God, can you imagine what a nightmare it would be to play D&D with the Warners? Though as long as you just went with the flow, it’d probably be fine; they only really harass people who are too stuck up.