I believe the internals are all made from freedomite and it’s all a brand new design.

That’s fine, you’re all ok with American made laptops, right?

It’ll all go mouldy before it can be eaten. Someone wasn’t using their loaf.

It will forever be known as the stream iron.

Oh no! Not Sarfend airport too!

Surely we’re not that desperate yet are we? There’s still kebabs to go yet.

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Hey I’m not judging. Whatever floats your boat.

Or stops it sinking.

If only there was a way of storing them, like piling them up in some kind of way….

It was inevitable that things would come to a head.

I have to ask, what ceremony is that for and does it have a parade?

“Wins” the opportunity to be “head bastard”.

That photo. The internet has ruined me.

Has he arrested by officers from Scotland Yarg?

I can’t believe he thought he’d get a-whey with it.

Etc.

How are we supposed to pronounce it? Ever since they changed it from “monkey pox” to “mpox”, every time I see it mentioned I immediately have the tune to mmmbop in my head.

There seems to be a few zeros missing off the end of that figure.

“Up or down?”

How much more annoying the (much) younger generations would be.

I think it’s a great idea, but given there’s no budget for extra policing and most councils are on the verge of bankruptcy, how would this be enforced?

I can think of some suggestions, but they involve a fair amount of potential risk to the pedestrians which wouldn’t be acceptable!

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