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I looked at this post, and my brain automatically started playing the song from the keygen of Sony Vegas, lol

Yeah, I’m okay. It’s just my monthly belly pain subscription, lol

I think 9

I came here to say this. It’s creepy that their first thought was this, but also, the obsession with a new game usually lasts for like 2-3 weeks, and then people are normal about it once more. Is it really going to affect them so much that Dave is slightly less efficient for less than a month? Oh, the horrors.
That sounds silly.

It sounds like that one Asterix movie where they had to do the twelve tasks.
In one task Obelix went into an all-you-can-eat restaurant and had to eat everything he was given. He did. Then the cook ran out crying that he has nothing else to serve and he is now ruined.
Obelix went out like, “Such a weird cook; he gave me appetizers and left!”

Maybe it’s a self-defense skunk, like a biological pepper spray 😆

I think it should also be an extended board with stickers and emojis.

Imagine people in 2227 organizing a spiritual seance to contact their ancestors, and all they get is “rawr”

Outrageous! They are treating us Antikythera players like second-class citizens! >:(

Me neither. I would be like, “Well, it’s the alligator’s hat now”

Dubi dubi duba, dubi dubi duba

I thought we were still posting beans. I swear, I can’t catch up with the trends!

Someone made a comic like this long ago, but I can’t seem to find the original artist :/

Oooh, I haven’t played this game for ages. Time to reinstall!

Hero updates:

Bacteria
[Infect] Cast time reduced from 5 to 4 seconds.

So basically cockatiels are dragons…

Protein²

Now I wonder if the AI bots also get snacks when they are being trained.
“GPT, fetch… good boy.”