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Cake day: May 9th, 2026

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  • Babe I have two eyes, two ears, and a heart that yearns for honesty and knowledge. I know people can sound robotic too, and there are corporate scripts, and autism is a factor, but good lord. If there was an alien wearing human-esque skin suit standing in front of you I don’t think you’d be able to tell it from an actual person and that’s just sad.







  • I’ve had him in a harness for a few days at home and he’s tolerating it really well! I just know that since he was used to free roaming he will bolt. It’s not out of dislike for me or the house. He has followed me on so many walks and been so loyal and sweet. He’s been in a donut for the last week and a half-ish and I think he’s gotten used to having something on him. I just know that he will be able to slip out and run amok.

    He’s a very nice and gentle cat and I bet he’d acclimate well to harnessed walks but still be prone to slipping out, if that makes sense. Like he wouldn’t hate it but he is athletic enough that if he’s determined to go he can just go. I can’t lose him again.


  • He purchased a shit ton of land there and the locals didn’t like it a few years ago. I’m not up to date on what’s going on now but I did want to share that he had some fuckass picture of himself with a phat ass paddleboarding slathered in sunscreen that was lightly memed although it didn’t catch on, and the theory was that he did it so that when you google Zuckerberg Hawai’i that picture would show up instead of his land grab. Thought that was interesting.



  • Is there a back leg harness that you know of?

    I know my cat loves me and being home but all animals are unpredictable and I do fear he might wiggle out of it and if he does he’ll be gone for days and I’ll be distraught the entire time. I’m uncomfortable with the possibility of him wiggling out because he used to free roam and he was attacked by another animal. He would go outside for 1 or 2 hours but always come back regularly and when he was gone for a long time I was so scared.

    It’s selfish but I don’t think I would be able to live with myself if he broke out of the harness and was gone again. I already thought he was dead because my neighbors found his collar along with clumps of fur, and I grieved him, and hated myself, and then he waltzed back in 2 pounds down with a limp and several abscesses. I can’t take the chance of that happening again.