She kinda looks like Mila Jovovich here (no shade, love Mila)
She kinda looks like Mila Jovovich here (no shade, love Mila)
Not really a prostrate exam but one of the first things trauma docs do is cut the pants off and put a finger up the bum to test spinal function
be me
Time traveler
Go back in time to the 2020s to shitpost about normal day to day things that happen in 2096 to see everyone’s reaction
Tough question! I see people have already mentioned Space Mutiny and Manos. So I’ll go with Werewolf.
They sleep nose to anus, like a coyote.
I’m pretty sure that’s the joke he was making
My husband is Greek on his mom’s side and Italian on his dad’s. He can’t stand olives. Don’t worry- you’re not alone.
Lol I’m leaving it
Tell me you don’t like olives without telling me you don’t look olives.
This reminds me of pizzas I’ve had from hole in the wall mom and pop pizza shops. I would crush this pizza.
Listeria Hysteria
They mentioned in the article that it was inspected June 10th.
From urban dictionary:
blood boy
A young man who is a healthy specimen (no drinking, smoking, drugs, possibly vegan) and is hired by an tech billionaire to be a source of youthful, healthy blood for him, via regular transfusions.
I had to look it up, but it’s wonderfully accurate. Thank you for teaching me a new term.
Chevrolet Caprice? The impala also had a bench seat option in the front to the 90s I think
I think it’s the family of the person buried beside the one with the posing weirdos.
He prefers soldiers who don’t die.
Welcome to our newest Joker ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Majora’s Mask. I’m dead in 3 days.
Cards against humanity-ass title
Me right now whenever I see late night jalapeno Popper Doritos