Finds rare woman who can orgasm from only penetration without any clitoral stimulation.

Complains.

Bro just enjoy the sex and make sure to communicate. Leave the clit alone if it doesnt work.

All women are different and their pleasure parts work (or in some cases, dont work) in different ways.

Do you shower and wash your asshole immediately after you poop every time?

In what way is that a cello? There are no strings, hes holding the bow in the wrong hand

I browse by all, so mostly I’ve just blocked a shit ton of porn instances, communities, and accounts.

Whyy did you choose neon green over yellow?

Carmeldansen in its original form is legitimately a good song and I actually love the whole album its from.

You wont see it, you’ll die first because they’re rich enough to prolong their demise.

Lol what if microsoft accidenttly gives people a way around that. Want to screenshot something from netflix? Just watch it then look where recall stores all the screenshots!

Also, whats stopping the feature from continuing to run in the background while just not displaying any user-facing controls? If its part of file explorer you wouldnt even see it in the task manager list of current applications.

Maybe I dont want a promotion? I just wanna write code and get paid. Please dont give me more responsibilities.

But what if they force our men to impregnate them with human babies against our will?

😳

👉👈

Tickle them 😈

I dont care if the feature I’ve worked on gets canceled. The lost work is management’s problem, not mine; I still get paid the same.

Its not boring, and if you’re not revolted by the thought of it like other pansies in these comments, I recommend you give it a chance!

I have never had the displeasure of kidney stones, but I am sure that even a 3 or 4mm jagged crystallized rock is still going to hurt like a bitch compared the 7mm smooth surgical grade steel rod that often occupies that space.

Ngl, I learned what the DnD monster Beholder was before I learned what it ment to behold. I was confused by that statement well into adulthood until I finally realized that a beholder is just someone who is beholding something.

When I went to mexico many years ago, they had dedicated teams of conservationists mark and monitor all nesting spots (they didnt collect the eggs), then when they start hatching they will rake the sand in a path to the ocean and inevitably a crowd of tourists will gather so the conservationists also end up having to hold the crowd back so that they dont get in the way, the crowd does however scare away any beach predators.

I got to see both egg laying, and eggs hatching it was very cool. The baby turtles are sooo tiny and adorable.

I specifically remember the style of ad that made me get an adblocker. In the olden days on the og minecraft forum, they had an autoplaying video ad at the bottom of the page. Every single post you clicked on, or new tab you opened, you had to scroll all the way down to mute the stupid fucking ad!

I knew a Thor in highschool. I think his name was actually Anthor? I could be wrong. Knew his brother also, named Mordecai. They had a lot more sibling I never learned their names. They were an…interesting family.

Meds will turn me into a furry? Ok i’m in.