TaleOfSam

I’d say!

If you ever get 4,585 miles (7378.84 km) to the east, you should check out their sister city, Dull, Scotland!

I got got on this one, holy shit

“Sesame Street in the 90’s told me racism was solved and I never actually asked anyone if their lives were better.”

👌 mwah perfect. This one gets me every time

As someone who works with the public, if you can’t roll with a couple of traumatic stories then you ain’t the extrovert you think you are.

If you’re at a groovy party, the next person should one-up your weird story.

Is she, you know, a Celeste, SpR any %, PB 42:56 ?

(Don’t @ me I’ve never played a vibyo gam)

Hell yeah. Me too.
A life-saving procedure. And I hope many more have easy access in years to come.

But consider, another caniform we could pet and dress up :3

Life’s wild, my friend

NTA your steering wheel your rules

[ Children’s screams have been removed ]

Haha I love fixing things no not that one

It’s always been MSG! Adds a little extra to everything!

We say here in the valley, “Ted Buddy was a Husky,” so at least he isn’t ours

My-My neck is freakishly large-

Alex Jones ate all my health upgrades and his neck grew three inches wider

Yeesh. Oregon police (and the system around it) are a different kind of crazy.
Absolutely disgusting.

Thank you for sharing the best live cam on the Internet (gotta check out the otters, y’all)

Upvoted but (kindly) the exact opposite; I will always thank an automated voice.

I hope they remember me fondly in the Robot Wars….