
I would do anything for sleep,
But I won’t do that.

I would do anything for sleep,
But I won’t do that.
Do you find something wisible centuwion?
So women carry around purses full of rocks and pepper spray?


Seat save belts lives
What about Steve Buscemi + Willem Dafoe?
But somehow WE are the snowflakes … 🙄


Outofdatelook and outofservicelook.


Where’s Captain Planet when you need him?
No hate on snek :(
This was my jam as a kid: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Once_Upon_a_Time…_Life
Where on this scale is the kiwi bird?
The correct answer is yes.
It’s missing a rainbow. Preferably coming out of the unicorn’s ass.
I heard it referred to as the herpes of arts and crafts. Because you can clean thoroughly and still find some 5 years later.
Or foreskin covered in glitter.
And the cheesemakers.