[Monkey’s paw curls]

Is Wendy’s still doing the sassy Twitter (now known as “X, formerly known as Twitter”) schtick?

Imagine having your military undermined by a washed up football coach. I have to hope that this sentient pile of damp laundry gets what’s coming to him eventually.

Yeah, it’s a Prius, сука

Given your use case, I’d go for size over speed. I did music production for a few years using HDDs to store my samples and VSTs, and I never had any major issues. Storage prices stagnated for a while, but they’re finally coming down more steadily, so you might consider picking up HDDs for now and holding out for an SSD upgrade down the road.

Li’l Proper Configuration

Without any sort of space suit, either. Just a frozen corpse with a little yellow Kodiak camera floating around in a barrel.

This has big “FW: FW: RE: FW:” energy.

You’d need a lot of botox, given that he is a penis wrinkle.

In case anyone here is curious: https://thermaltakeusa.com/products/core-w100-ca-1f2-00f1wn-00

Man’s out here snoring in hash values.

+1 to this. Just wash it out before you put new mints in it. The Altoid flavor can be pretty persistent and mess with the flavor of whatever else you put in there. They’re curiously strong, after all.

Well, it removes some pretty heavy financial obstacles for the profession and will allow a broader diversity of people to enter the field. Plus, anyone who has ever been to law school will tell you that it doesn’t teach you dick diddly about practicing law. Serving as a clerk/intern/junior associate is where you really cut your teeth. Some jurisdictions even have restrictions on your ability to practice on your own if you haven’t observed or participated in different types of legal matters. To that end, I think it’s terrific that this program has a fairly strong practical requirement.

The bar is a way to show that you can at least think like an attorney in a variety of fields. That thought process is applied differently based on where you practice. I can’t get out of my own speeding ticket, but I can breeze through your average regulatory exam for my industry. I can do that because I’ve spent time in a few different disciplines within the legal field. I’m not sure if 16 weeks is necessarily a substitute for the exam, but that’s more time than I spent studying for it.

Source: I’m a lawyer, and my uncle works for Nintendo.

Exxon -> Sexxon (I got my mom’s permission before posting this)

Sad day, but the digital carousel of penises will live on elsewhere.

According to certain Christian sects, if you don’t believe in a god but still live a good and moral life, you’ll spend eternity as a side character in the Windows 95 video guide.

It is now protected under the SCOTUS decision in the Obergfell case.

Simply stack the two kings (after declaring “king me,” of course). You may now move the stacked kings in any direction. If a piece, including a queen, attempts to capture the stacked kings, the demotion sound from Super Mario Bros. is played, the top king is removed, and the bottom king may capture the attacking piece.

Therefore, this is not mate.