Irony poisoning

I’m sorry, but I’ve seen a lack of refutation on your part that you have sex with couches, which is confirmation of that being the case in my eyes

If I had a nickel for ever failed US coup of Venezuela in the last 5 years, 2 nickels, weird happened twice etc.

What was that Blinken said? “If you’re not at the table, you’re on the menu”?. The detached arrogance it takes to think that those who you sneeringly rejected from the table would just sit around waiting to be eaten is remarkable.

The most reddit response possible

FACT:99% of submersible journeys end just before they find Saddam Hussein

They will do this in a heartbeat, 4,000 dead people barely registers in the mind of a true market believer. They will gleefully murder those 4000 people, then call you the idiot for having a problem with it because look how good death is for the economy.

Something something Tara Reade is a Russian agent

[https://thecradle.co/articles-id/26397](Inside Isreal’s torture, rape and dehumanization centers)

Agreed, no rapist or rapist supporter can ever be trusted with power

“Temporary”

WE USED TO GROW 12 FEET TALL AND LIVE TO 400 EATING RAW GOAT LIVER, NOW YOU CANT BECAUSE OF WOKE

The slavic brainpan etc etc

Does a bear proxy shit in the woods?

“Heh, nice try President of South Africa, but I think I know a little something about African-Chinese diplomacy from all the feddit articles whose headline and preview paragraph I’ve read.”

Haha oh man, that was way back in like season 2 of Britain

Authoritarianism is when you refuse multiple times to let us coup you

I was the smashy kid in high school, and if I encountered this dystopian bullshit I would have smashed it with a glow in my heart

Apparently the origins of standardized testing are surprisingly dark even for what it is: in the leadup to WW1, they wanted a way to separate the brains in the bunkers from the bodies in the trench.

I gotta finish reading Palo Alto

But might No 10 be going too far?

He welcomes blood-from-stone levels of austerity, but encourages himself to go further