If one delirious shitty britches party says “they are against this thing” the shitty britches sniffers will surely be all for the shitted britches position

I hope this guy’s genitals get infested with the fleas of 1000 camels.

During that TikTok toilet stealing thing that happened, the schools here removed all the stall doors.

It’s getting it from that ice elemental turtle

Child me could beat it after hours of repeated attempts and running out of continues.

Adult me went back after a decade. The muscle memory was still there and I beat it on the first try. I probably got about an 80% success rate on first attempts now. But level 4 and beyond I’m terrible.

Pretty sure it was the PC port of TMNT. On NES there’s a very difficult jump, and on PC the gap is too wide.

It’s not the annoying gap that can be walked over.

I almost have an internal floppy drive also. It’s an internal Dell laptop drive that has a mini USB port for external use.

Either Kraft Dinner (Mac and cheese) or Kentucky Deluxe. Either way is sad.

As a renter, I don’t pity the mere $200 increase you’re dealing with.

Someone opened the soap dispensers and put doodoo in them.

I actually found an A to A cable in my Big Box of Cables I Might Need One Day™ when trying to flash my Gotek floppy emulator with FlashFloppy firmware.

I considered buying some space from Google since their “never run out of space” thing is long gone from the beta I signed up for.

But then I just nuked my whole storage. Damn that was nice.

Throw that heap out. It’s not healthy.

As a night shift worker, breakfast is a good time for a drink.

Rim that fucking anus.

I don’t think so.

Probably didn’t get enough exercise.

We got a triple-yolk from the illegal eggs we buy from a 9 year old girl. But I ain’t no snitch so the bacon don’t know where I get my eggs.

Don’t forget new keywords to trigger bing search in the start menu vs opening the local program.

Sam & Max Hit The Road

Another settlement needs our help. I’ll mark it on your map.