Merrick Garland is a flaccid penis.

More likely they will plagiarize the blueprint for someone else’s starship.

Everything Silicon Valley touches turns to gold for them and shit for everyone else. They extract wealth and replace it with ash.

It’s the saddest irony

You’ll need to utilize some higher dimensions

What a shitty website

If fossil fuel was an ice cream flavor, it would be blood and soot.

A truly shameful performance. The ghost of Judy Garland would have made a more effective Attorney General.

I don’t listen to Comey unless it’s an apology.

It rhymes with fannon codder.

Certainly not Prescott Bush!

The haunted hemorrhoid strikes again.

Rational people understand it’s an emergency, and we need to have the biggest tent with the most people in it.

Watch out, fuckers! The tepid breeze of justice is meandering toward you!

WE KNOOOOWWWW. It’s the worst-kept secret in politics. People in other countries are aware. The birds are aware. It’s part and parcel of the experience of fascism. Never underestimate what pure evil is capable of doing.

Jeez, I can’t imagine the government ever coming to regret this decision.

Is it a gullibility crisis or a plague of morons?

That’s awesome

Yamaha started as an Organ and piano manufacturer.

Yes, a friend and I sat in a bar in late 2015 and went through the various definitions of fascism on Wikipedia and compared them to trump. It was a shocking nine years ago. By now we’re numb to it. The man is surely a fascist. Then and now.