Lol is that a real unedited image? He looks exactly like he should.

His hands look weird.

I was thinking of pirates that are very brief when they say Arrrrrrr

Why is this marked NSFW? Wait…WHY AM I GETTING AN ERECTION!?! IM AT A FUNERAL FFS… wait… How soon is it cool to make a move on a widow?

Who says I have to use my own voice? I’m going to splice together clips of PeeWee Herman.

Yes times infinity

I look forward to the subscription cost increasing to pay for stupid decisions.

How the fuck is this technology?

You have good taste in cakes. Happy b-day

User that doesn’t like boomer humor - $49.99

That’s a great card though and if it does what you want/need then you are doing just fine.

Chuck Tingle has some good literary art. I believe he’s from the USA

I prefer co-op games like the James Webb telescope. Thanks ESA for a perfect launch.

Accepted his new position as Satan. Long love the king. https://youtu.be/8uTThzrBYwg

They sometimes don’t have a choice. But also fuck Ticketmaster https://youtu.be/-_Y7uqqEFnY

Sometimes when I grill. I don’t clack the tongs together.

Pocket reference. It’s a tiny book with a ton of potentially useful info.

He was 70? When did that happen?

I think I may just go with genetically unpredictable coffee drinking.

There’s no plan like no plan. : )