Does that include breaking promises to users and promising everlasting servitude to president orange blob inmate #P01135809?

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“Do you think he was referring to you?” is one of the greatest lines I’ve ever heard. I hope it’s remembered by history.

Who the hell is “the weekend”? Isn’t Adriana Grande the one with the eating disorder in the movie with that weird black chick?

No way I’m putting my ID online. I don’t even put my face on there. If ID is required I’ll just read a book or go outside.

There were readers invested in your tale. While the best lessons are learned the hardest, I’m glad things ended up well for you. Keep going, my Lemmy friend.

The instant you touch literally any surface in that bathroom - public or private - you have somebody’s poop on you.

For that reason alone, you should wash your hands.

In fact, I know one guy who washes the public toilet seat - soap and all - before he sits. Can’t blame him, really.

You dropped this. It means what was said is sarcasm: /s

What? I’m talking about the extinct English letter sound.

Right? Censoring swear words only started when tech companies started sucking on trump’s trumpet.

Don’t. Don’t do it. Never give in to a bully.

Isn’t it only isreali and US ships not allowed through the strait? IIRC, Iran is letting other nations sail through unmolested.

It’ll happen to him too.

https://youtu.be/1CYTcQUKTVY Swastika Destroyed

You know, I gotta say, that might just serve them right. Those billionaire owners sucking on the teat of president inmate #P01135809 just might some comeuppance.

Like these poor giraffes, I guess 🥺https://youtu.be/zX5cJJ8CyEw

Dementia Donny doesn’t remember anything, them his mind fills in the gaps with lies.

It’s always the ones you suspect the most.

How are you making the thorn?! “anoþer”

I am stunned. Absolutely stunned. I may never recover from knowing elon musk doing something unethical.

Chuck Norris was a MAGAt. Anti-lgbtq, strong christian family values, etc. Right wing nutjob. Glad he’s gone.

The Sergeant of Marines had two bones broken in his arm yet still held on. No such thing as a former Marine.