Meanwhile Scholz declared “all is right with my style” while having worse popularity ratings than Schröder in his worst time. Gas-Gerhard ffs. Everybody hated that guy and kicked him out of office.

SPD, I know you’re not interested in my opinion. But people need hope, not a damp towel. Even if that hope is a lie, they need it. AfD and the most self centered Sahra of all times thrive on the hope of the people without bringing anything to the table. I don’t wanna live with chancellor Merz and minister of foreign affairs Höcke. Fucking do something! Or bring Mutti back. I’d even vote CDU (for Merkel, not Merz) for the first time in my life just to stomp the assholes back to the gutter.

Let’s do FTL travel directly after

I don’t think there ever was a day where I said “WTF is wrong with people” more often than today.

WTF is wrong with people? Have they always been that insane?

“I’m sorry, I had an accident lately. Lost a hand and half my lung, and lost parts of my gray matter. Anyways, what would be my starting rank? General?”

Funny, if you’d do this in my country you’d get into trouble. But Israeli genocide is so hot right now it seems.

I opened expecting something else, not going to lie. But it’s a nice little bug.

Either that or they think the market isn’t worth the effort. Which is fine. I hope other countries follow. Then do the same with meta.

“If I get elected, no black person will be without a job. Whether they like it or not.”

Much better

It’s been a while

How could I forget the childish name calling. I must be a communist 😭

The language of the gods!

It must be because of the Democrats! Those bastards!

Yeah, I know. But it would be interesting to know what they used.

I’m curious what they are using. It’s pretty hard to set up modern frameworks so bad they’ll allow that stuff. I mean it’s possible, but significantly harder than doing it right.

Now you need to read into the female duck’s countermeasures!

Duck sex is really fucked up…

But you not understanding him just proves how much of a genius he is! /s

I know, but I’ve had that with every device, no matter the charging speed.

My OnePlus 8T lasted over five years and to be honest would probably still be ok, and it charged at 65 W. That’s way faster than the pixel 8 pro I use now. Batteries have gotten way better than they used to be.