They’re so confusing though😭 If I give them love and attention, they get root rot from overwatering. If I ignore them they’re happy half the time or they die without any warning! What do they want😭

People shouldn’t joke about things that upset me, that’s all. And they should just instinctively know when I’m in a bad mood and more critical than usual, so they can post accordingly. OP really shouldn’t make light of this very important issue.