Interesting train of thought. When you considered this, what were you doing in the sh… umm… You know what? Nvm. Just wash your hands when you’re done.

Look I’m not gonna lie. I didn’t read the whole thing (again), but umm… you wouldn’t happen to know what the best darknet markets are nowadays would you? Or umm…

Ok so honest answer: I’m not a US citizen but AFAIK mostly drug dealers and criminals pay large amounts in cash. I suppose a common exception might be strippers. Some businesses and landlords won’t bat an eye to getting paid a few thousand in cash and will just be glad to take the money, and they’ll be smart enough to not ask any questions… Just like you’d be smart enough to delete this post if you’re doing anything the US gov might not be so hot on.

You’ll likely get better answers (and less visibility) about this topic on dread than on lemmy.

Sorry, you lost me. What is it about? Sea lions?

Sure, sure… So how’s the wholesale heroin business nowadays?

Well if you’re gonna be a bitch about it, good riddance.

I’m diagnosed with basically everything from donkeybrains to cretinism and couldn’t care less about this kind of language.

Why do you?

Do you think other people disregarding atypical minds as less valuable changes their value in any meaningful way?

Mentally stable

Internet authority role

Pick one

The smell of rain in a forest.

done and done

Holy shit he’s right.

I hope you mean ex-spouse. If not, good luck. <3

Sounds great. Hope you get to do it again soon.

I hear it’s very cathartic. Is it mostly for goofing around or do you get competitive?

I like it when they give me money too! What kind of money is your favorite to receive? I like it when it’s in pixel format when they have a lot of 0s.

That’s a good one.

Heatedly debate with them from a place of bad faith about events and concepts that are not actionable and we have no control whatsoever about, getting extremely winded up and emotional during the entire process, speaking louder than what’s socially acceptable, using very cheap half baked arguments and ultimately appealing to made-up authority figures if they corner me, until they admit I’m right, even if just out of sheer exhaustion or sarcastic condescension.

Hey, I’ll take what I can get.

hbu?

thanks for crediting me. I’m on lemmy.world now, though. :)

Is it taco tuesday already?

It does. Great work, btw.

I don’t have the emotional energy to have a civilized conversation rn. sorry.