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The average person has one boob and one testicle.

Go to the cowboy store and get some work jeans. Make sure the tag says 100% cotton. They can be stiff and take a while to break in, but when they do, they’re comfy and durable. I usually get wranglers for $25-30 and they last years and years. I usually replace them because they’re oil stained, not worn-through.

I love my redwings.

It’s a sailboat!

It is a controlled substance; you must be 21+ to purchase it.

Wow a Zardoz reference. Well met, Friend.

Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?

I mean, you kinda were.

I just use the printer at work.

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Will the golden crane fly again?

It’s more complicated than that. Don’t be a dick to someone on the edge.

The name oubliette implies larger, scarier, oobly.

So it’s her fault the toothpaste and deodorant are behind lock and key?

Demolition edition? I’ma need SIX seashells for this.

Just remember, you only have control of your second thought and first action.

It’s more expensive, and it’s typically not that much better than inorganic.

I’m not a fan of induction cooktops that turn off when you lift up the pan. I was cooking soft scrambled eggs at my aunt’s house and kept having to turn the stove back on every time I lifted up the skillet for more than about 3 seconds. It was super frustrating.

Setting VPN to Poland works.