When my late husband said, “why you syphilitic son of a bitch” I knew that he was really angry at someone and if he said “rats in a dishpan” then something just went haywire. He passed away 30 years ago now and I have never heard another person say those things.

He, she, it, I, we, you, they.

A half of a sandwich with a few bites taken out of it.

You seem to be treating everyone, including yourself, with respect. I can’t think of anything that is kinder. This sounds like a hard thing not the wrong thing to do.

You are a very kind and sensitive person.

If you don’t eat yer meat, you can’t have any pixels. How can you have any pixels if you don’t eat yer meat?"

Do you think that there’s sleeping quarters in the tip?

In Pennsylvania it’s called the Hershey squirts.

I thought that was his leg and that he was pulling his head out of his ass to look around.

I’ve heard stories about poor people eating their shoes. You should try it for dinner. You never know it might be delicious.

Eggs are going to stick to that.

Wow, you really let loose!

Have you tried the zoomies, it will warm you right up!

Every girl’s crazy about a sharp dressed man= every girl’s crazy about his shotgun hair.

Yes, there is such a thing as a vaginal prolapse but… That thing is really hooked in there! And no I am not Dwight.

Deworming the cat.

If I pick up something that is too heavy my uterus will fall out.

Teriyucky flavored!

I was not positive about what Mean Temperature referred to exactly. Thank you for your help.

The mean temperature of the earth is 59°(15°C). This is from NASA Science Solar System Temperatures. I don’t know if this answers your question but I gave it a shot.