This graphic is going counterclockwise and I didn’t enjoy that. On the other hand, neat.

Something like that. I almost thought I got it backwards. A thread if you’re interested (I don’t think you’re a snob for offering a correction though)

All apes are monkeys but not all monkeys are apes. Perchance.

Pretend to throw something!

So hard to decide on the spread. Butter? Ketchup? Mustard? Might need this cotter pin at some point…and a swiss army knife… eh butter is fine. Et voila.

Except for the cat. Rest in piano, Mittens.

It takes a few tries so it’s more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp

Cowabunga.

Over-processed food causes brain demons.

Jesus Christ.

No really, I see him!

No it isn’t

This could be a 1000 panel comic and I’d read all of it

I’d say because if we’re trying to find things unique to guys it’s relevant to point out when it isn’t unique.

I want to know what they used to make the eyes

This is fine. I probably taste good.

Dad might be a sith lord

I mean sure but I think there’s a few extra steps between “feeling” this way and fucking doing it.

Sex? Yes please. /austinpowersface

Okay it’s a pooping step, I’m aware of those. But why is it blue?! I guess the source image was probably a thing about pooping steps. So it was originally blue to draw attention to it. Well it worked!