They think they can…

I’m tempted to agree with you but the people who voted for it do.

He’s in a stable condition…

Why would large manufacturers move to a US with all its pesky eco rules and labor protections

Bwahhahahahah… You’re funny.

Dudley Castle

We have a TV remote with a solar panel on the back… Turn it over and let it recharge.

Yeah but there isn’t a lot of meat on a duck…

Meh… Give it another couple of decades.

Yeah, whenever I see these headlines my first thought is always “So far”

Keep it until next year. Use it in the new game.

Shit… I just gazed into that abyss.

Live, laugh, love, jump leap…

I think depopulation is the best answer to global warming, but it has serious issues for economies rich people.

Coldest July of the rest of your life…

I thought it was Mr Tickle!

Has he ever drunk bleach or shoved a light bulb up his arse?

“Now I have a machine gun.”

I have this Christmas jumper…

As someone in the UK I don’t understand it either…

How many of these people opposing a National ID already have a driving licence or passport?

But the second mouse gets the cheese…