There’s always money in the Banana Stand.
You can already do this yourself.
On a browser, go to Lemmy.world, log into your Lemmy.world account, go to your account settings, uncheck show NSFW content, check blur NSFW content, scroll down and hit the the save button and then logout. Whether or not the show NSFW content button is selected on the Voyager app is a moot point it will not override what is selected on your Lemmy.world profile.
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Throw her into Gen Pop and forget about her.
Now now now, let us not jump to any logical conclusions. It could turn out that while in handcuffs in the back of the police car he managed to put his own knee on his throat and choked himself to death.
I would upvote this twice if I could.
“Still hurts but not as bad as the first or second time… I wonder how long they’re going to be gone… I wonder if it would hurt more or less if I strapped it to a… different location…”
lol. Gross. But lol.
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You have to imagine this would be covered under a state’s lemon law. These defaults, at this point, almost seem intentional.
This feels worse somehow. With the death penalty there is a finality to sentencing, these people are stuck on an ever speeding treadmill of despair chasing hope like it’s a carrot on a string. Even if they get out, due to the conditionality of their original sentence, they can be thrown right back in with the flick of a pen. Like Sisyphus to his boulder these people are bound to sadness perpetually stuck in a state of fear.
Jokes on you it’s on my counter!… it never made it to the fridge.
You know what Republican white Jesus always says, “When the going gets tough, attack a child.”
“Accidentally“
FYI for iPhone users if you run into the Fuzz and you need to lock it out of biometrics, hit the lock button five times. This will start the emergency call count down but once canceled the iPhone can only be opened via passcode. Caveat, you need to have the five press to call turned on in Settings>Emergency SOS>Call with 5 Button presses
“Ah it’s just a platypole, pole dons fedora, PERRRY THE PLATYPOLE!?!”